I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Quick, to the slutcave!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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