no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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