Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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