i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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