You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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