Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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