Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
porn star boner night. come get it.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
