U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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