Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
