It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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