Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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