There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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