ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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