I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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