please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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