Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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