Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
that may or may not have been my penis.
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