Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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