tell your sister to shave her snatch
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
