is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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