I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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