Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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