wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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