The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I wanna passion pit in your ass
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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