i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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