Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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