All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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