yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
it was like eating out sand paper
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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