keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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