Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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