normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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