dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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