Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
i need some magic done to my vagina
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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