Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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