Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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