Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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