your thong is hanging out like whoa
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Randomize
