don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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