Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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