no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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