you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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