I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
i need to put some appletini on your dick
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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