Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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