They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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