CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
do herpes really smell.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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