One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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