At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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