This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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