brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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