god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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