I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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