Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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