Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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