I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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