How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You dont lie about slip and slides
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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