Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sponge bath it is.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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