If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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