How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
