Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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