absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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