question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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