Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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