just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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