that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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